{"id":81,"date":"2006-01-05T12:39:44","date_gmt":"2006-01-05T17:39:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keepersofthequaich.org\/?p=81"},"modified":"2006-01-13T18:00:55","modified_gmt":"2006-01-13T23:00:55","slug":"single-malt-poem-posted-at-boardgamegeekcom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/keepersofthequaich.org\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Single malt poem posted at Boardgamegeek.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I added an entry to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boardgamegeek.com\/geeklist\/12491\/page\/2\">&#8220;what&#8217;s your hobby&#8221; list at boardgamegeek.com <\/a>on kotq and single malts. One of my fellow geeks responded with this poem about single malts!<\/p>\n<p><em>Come guess me this riddle, what beats pipes and fiddle<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s hotter than mustard and milder than cream<br \/>\nWhat best wets your whistle, what&#8217;s clearer than crystal<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s sweeter than honey and stronger than steam<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;ll make the lame walk, what will make the dumb talk,<br \/>\nThe elixir of life and philosopher&#8217;s stone&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;Oh lord, it&#8217;s no wonder, if lightning and thunder<br \/>\nWeren&#8217;t made from the plunder of poteen, me boys.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I added an entry to a &#8220;what&#8217;s your hobby&#8221; list at boardgamegeek.com on kotq and single malts. One of my fellow geeks responded with this poem about single malts! Come guess me this riddle, what beats pipes and fiddle What&#8217;s hotter than mustard and milder than cream What best wets your whistle, what&#8217;s clearer than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/keepersofthequaich.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/keepersofthequaich.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/keepersofthequaich.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keepersofthequaich.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keepersofthequaich.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/keepersofthequaich.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/keepersofthequaich.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keepersofthequaich.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keepersofthequaich.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}