I added an entry to a “what’s your hobby” list at boardgamegeek.com on kotq and single malts. One of my fellow geeks responded with this poem about single malts!

Come guess me this riddle, what beats pipes and fiddle
What’s hotter than mustard and milder than cream
What best wets your whistle, what’s clearer than crystal
What’s sweeter than honey and stronger than steam
What’ll make the lame walk, what will make the dumb talk,
The elixir of life and philosopher’s stone…
…Oh lord, it’s no wonder, if lightning and thunder
Weren’t made from the plunder of poteen, me boys.